Mark the centre
Use a toothpick. No need to play the hero.
Tell us how many people. We do the tricky geometry; you take the applause.
Count the person who says “just a tiny taste”. We both know they're lying.
MISSION
Mark the centre with a toothpick. Start at dot 1 and bring the knife to the toothpick. Stop there for now.
Use a toothpick. No need to play the hero.
Place the blade on the highlighted line and follow it to the end.
If someone complains, they counted wrong.